I know there is a logo on the video and the end of the trailer says “In select theaters and streaming on Paramount+ August 19th,” but given the huge varieties of streaming services and release strategies that exist these days, I don’t think it asking too much to put that information in the actual article instead of…

For me, it *can* be. I loved seeing Endgame in a full theatre.

lol wut

Lmao what are you even on.

You don’t need multiple streaming services.

Okay, but that $9.47 movie ticket offers two hours of entertainment. A $15 streaming subscription offers as many hours of entertainment as you want.

From some points of view, owning a TV or a streaming subscription are elitist.

Sure, but if you amortize that over 360 back-to-back viewings of The Gray Man over the course of the entire month, that’s only like $.05 per hour of entertainment.

What could be more punk than using your wealth and privilege to give up your right to vote and leave behind vulnerable people without the means to leave?

So we’ve got George Miller saying that there’s a story here worth telling, and we’ve got you saying there isn’t. I don’t know, I think my money is on George Miller.

It wasn’t that you do this a lot, just that I see this argument a lot and it’s dumb and I’m tired of hearing about it, so I made a little joke. Don’t take it personally.

It’s not that you specifically have done a bunch of anti-prequel rants (though you may have, IDK). But every time there any sort of prequel for a well-regarded movie or TV series (and I guess book, to a lesser extent), the same arguments are made against it. And those arguments are typically pretty close to what you…

pfft. I’ll take whatever George Miller can imagine over your imagination any day of the week. He’s blown my mind in the theater my entire lifetime. 

Look, in the future just save us some time and write [boilerplate anti-prequel rant] instead.

I don’t think I’ve ever been as hyped for a movie as I have for this one. I love Fury Road. I love ATJ. This is going to be DOPE.

Absolutely nothing wrong with they/them pronouns, but just on a grammatical level writers really do need to slot in more proper nouns when referring to nonbinary folks. I get why they don’t, as it goes against “good writing” standards, but it’s necessary to preserve clarity.

What is “something I’m not going to Google at work”!

Southland Tales is my go-to July 4th movie since it’s set during the holiday. 

As much as I, given that I am a Serb, have misgivings about 4th of July it has to be remembered that it was a time when a small and beleagured group of rebels decided to take on an imperialist world power bent on conquering the world and unleashing unspeakable atrocities upon the planet. This is why a Partisan movie…