Yeah, for sure. It really just comes down to blood and suffering. Heroes can kill dozens, even hundreds of people in a PG-13 movie, but if a couple of those people, say, leave a blood smear on the wall or show that they’re experiencing pain, then it’s R-rated. 

Whenever Cyborg’s not on screen, the other characters ask “where the fuck is Cyborg?”

“Is it even America anymore if he can’t sing the classics?” ~ Tucker Carlson, FoxNews later today

I was not far behind.

Sure, but is all commentary on appearance choices off the table? I don’t think it’s cruel to say he’d look better with his natural hair color.

Michael Imperioli is working with writer Alec Berg on a new scripted series for HBO that will be a “meta blend of fact and fiction” based on Imperiloi’s “experiences as a practicing Buddhist.” Imperiloi, of course, played Christoper Moltisanti on The Sopranos

My new doctor got snippy when I advocated for myself just last week. I wrote a few excoriating complaint emails about her and found a new doctor practice in a whole new system. This story, and so many others, just underscores the fact that since we can’t just show up, request assistance and get it, we’ve gotta appoint…

Citing privacy laws, Barnes-Jewish declined to comment to local media.

I can’t imagine how the dialogue will find new ways to tiptoe around not mentioning Lecter by name. A lot of “You know what I’m talking about...” and knowing nods, I guess. Or a lot of talk about “Shmannibal Shmecter”.

Notice the generic headline. Why not “Guy no one likes tweeted about a film no rational person cares about”

David Lynch already made this announcement before. He did it in your house. Don’t you remember? He’s there right now.

Lol, coming from the author who brought you “Apple Has Finally Gotten Too Big for its Britches”

Danke Wayyyne!

Mike looks like a wax figure. Dana just kind of always seemed old.

Mike Myers looks ancient but Dana Carvey must have a painting in an attic somewhere aging for him.

I never realized how much I want to be a ladder.

The plan was to use PS2 era graphics to make Luke but then they found out they could use PS3 level rendering and it changed their whole plan!

I hate this comment.

i don’t want one. ice makers overcomplicate what can be easily accomplished with a brita pitcher and one’s own ice trays. then it breaks and you’re out $3K or whatever. for ice cubes. gimme reliable low-tech diy-or-cheap repairable stuff for endless joy. for the money i can even buy a berkey filter and every ice tray…

New features always start in the high end of the product line and gradually trickle their way down.  Not just in appliances, but in everything.