i had to google Bowsette.

Still closer to the wax play/paint that hopefully no one involved gets in their hair, ‘cause that ain’t coming out, than sex that in any way involves food, though.
Even if Mickey Rourke (back before his face got broken in like a catcher’s mitt in that failed boxing career) was involved.

See also Oh Heavenly Dog, in which Chevy Chase becomes Benji.
Sadly not for real, or Community could have cast someone who wasn’t a massive asshole in his role.

So edgy, yet so grammatically incorrect. You must be an AV Club writer. 

That’s what proofreaders and spellcheck are for.  Oh, wait....

No, my school board race is getting really intense.

And then you got your ghost who fucks, like in Ghost.

***One*** officer. Not murder, not even manslaughter. As the saying goes, a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if you want them to — which means that the prosecutors here weren’t any more interested in justice than the men who murdered Breonna Taylor. Fucking pigs, every last one of them, whether they wear uniforms…

My decision on whether I’m getting the PS5 at launch (or as soon as possible given lack of preorder) hinges on the upcoming election. I’m more willing to shell out $500 for a toy if I think the world’s gonna end within a year.

I platinum’d the game. Was looking forward to hopping back in it on next gen with those crazy loading times.

Are you applying for a writing job here or something?

Of course people love peloton. They bought an extremely overpriced exercise bike as a fashion statement, and nobody wants to say they don’t love their fashion statement they overpaid for.

Someday, long in the future, they’ll be able to do a throwback to Original Ben’s Original.

A step, now matter how little, in the right direction is better than not moving. 

The Guardians/Endgame clip was the best because the comment at the end

I’m really curious — what causes Billie’s blindness? And is the author visually impaired herself?

As always, a reminder that Steve Harvey is a misogynistic, anti-gay, atheist hating piece of trash.

I feel she has more visual identity than people give the series credit for; twin tailed blonde hair in a sailor suit. I can’t think of anything else like that out there visually, as opposed to seeing a picture of a GI Joe or obscured super hero that has easily confused visuals. There’s probably plenty of people that…

Sailor moon is the only one I remember being in a song that charted #2 on Billboard

Pork gelatin is made from the bones and skin and leftover bits from a pig that has already been butchered and the meat sent to market, right?