TBH, this movie just seems like it’s about a hate triangle between Comer, Damon, and Driver, and being angry at somebody is about the best type of interpersonal chemistry for Matt Damon. Also, Comer and Driver will each more than make up for anything else! Including whatever Affleck is trying to do here!

I felt like I went through deja vu with this article- just like the McDonald’s hot coffee lady, I initially thought this was a stupid games/stupid prizes scenario, but the actual story is a horrifically sad nightmare.

It’s some real retrograde feminism if you really think that’s the mark you’re hitting. You can certainly call it feminism if you want to ascribe it to the second wave feminism, the real “My brain is cottage cheese, so hide your skin!”, Tipper Gore style feminism- yeah, you’re on a pissy little moral crusade where you…

I think your username might be my new favourite.

I hoard giant pickle jars (or Adam’s peanut butter) for this sort of thing. Perfect size for pouring, and you don’t have to leave hot oil out on your counter/oven for hours.

Drake & Josh have chosen two VERY different ways of fading into obscurity.

Thanks! You should try a little harder in the future though- the moral crusade is pretty juvenile.

The funny thing is that she had been trying to grift a name for herself from ‘07 to ‘17 in more moderate spheres, and eventually jumped onto the alt-right bandwagon because she wanted to make an online bullying registry, and the only morons that supported her were the more authoritarian nationalists- so she became one…

I don’t know who it was on Twitter that made the best ITYSL reference to date, but when that photo of Chalamet, Swinton, Anderson, and Murray was trending, somebody made the joke that Murray’s shirt was worth $2k because the pattern was so complicated:

uuuhm... you realize the sentences you started to read continues on, right?

I know we’re talking about a guy from another country, but it’s hard to find a better candidate for some Oldboy style retribution.

OH, SORRY! I didn’t realize some random person on the internet has a personal experience they feel means something significant! Guess I’m wrong. /s Really though, Rogan is a moron and deservedly is called out for things he did above, and it doesn’t make two licks of sense to blast Tucker Carlson in the comment section…

Which is fine if you’re familiar with McWhorter- typically, it doesn’t bode well if an op-ed, especially in the Atlantic, is writing about “policing” social norms. I was expecting some Andrew Sullivan/David Frum trite shit about how social decorum was better back in the day; I’m happy McWhorter scrapes more brain…

I thought the Atlantic article was going to trend well into “mUh fReEdOmS aRe gOnE, jUsT lIkE 1984!!!” territory, but hooooooo boy, is that Brandeis list full of some truly goofy aggrievances, and even worse solutions.

There’s no RP fantasy worth pursuing more than being romantically rejected because you’re a queer person in the apocalypse!

This has been a wholly stupid triad of reviews, but like Dowd said himself:

That hat was made for a career in voice.

I’m sad for how that must have impacted James Gunn, as he’s the real victim in all of that, but on the bright side it’s ended in the best way possible!

Shaw did the equivalent of saying some shit while out at dinner with friends, then having a nuclear meltdown when getting told to simmer it down. Except she forgot that she’s not with friends, she’s a public figure and Twitter is not your friend- it’s a load of unfamiliar faces that already think you’re a little too…

When’s the last time Cage put in even an interesting, let alone good, performance?