Lol, that is disturbingly uncanny.

CHRIS Evans? He’s really let himself go after he got fired from playing Steve Rogers!

For all the jokes people make about Dehaan and his Green Goblin, or his Valerian, he fucking kills it in ZeroZeroZero. 

The funny thing is that it’s not even really about FOMO of playing the game, Hughes has FOMO of having something to say about the game. At least he has the creativity to get more than a couple paragraphs out of “I played the first and didn’t like it, and have my doubts the sequel will be up my alley too.”

This is a chain, genius, scroll up- it was directed at ethelred, you aren’t they. I don’t have one time where I indicated I want to engage with your bad take, so your pissy pants really doesn’t need to worry about anything I have to say. You can continue your tantrum all you like.

You wanted to butt in to a comment not directed at you, and the best retort you have for anybody is “I can’t comprehend the statement differently, so it must be true” or “fuck off”. Sorry buddy, whiney hissy fits are unbecoming.

Why do you think I would care to go over this with you? It seems you’re a waste of time.

I get it, you’re reeeallly obsessed with the idea that the way you read it must be the intended messaging, and yet, you are totally wrong.

But I certainly won’t tell you how to think.

I just don’t get why Mackie should be upset about this.

And yet the musical directly subverts everything that Elliott was about.

It’s gotta be that sharp line along the cheeks- it screams “I AM WAY TOO MANICURED”.

The Good Liars are always entertaining in their trolling of conservatives.

You’re talking about Doug Hutchison? Yeah that one was fucked up- I remember the coverage at the time when it became big news, and that the parents signed off on it; Courtney Stodden really had no-one in their corner when they needed it the most. Both Stodden and Bregoli are great examples of how we as a society…

Jon Bon Jovi- “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas”; he’s the lead singer of the kids choir on that song, and was the first single he was featured on.

I don’t know if you mean to or not, but that really shouldn’t reflect against Danielle Bregoli- from what I’ve heard, she had really bad issues growing up, the Dr. Phil thing was set up to lure desperate parents with less means to get help (ie. Bregoli & her family), and she went through an abusive therapy program,…

I don’t follow a lot of what Steve-O does nowadays, but I came across an absolutely heartwarming video he did about adopting a stray in Peru:

It’s like the best Twilight Zone-style social commentary that Hollywood execs can muster is “what if THE WHOLE WORLD was under threat of a considerable power that wants to plunder the indigenous resources for the sake of said power’s own consumption, but this time it’s not the US? PLOT TWIST, white American boy will…

They desire emancipation from… something…

Four in and I couldn’t go further. It's halfway decent impressions, but she genuinely can't write a funny or on point parody to save her life- and I say that as a die-hard Taylor Swift hater.