(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

I don’t know if there is a more disingenuous person in sports right now than Marshall. The guy is so full of shit it’s unbelievable. Hope Jets fans are ready for the standard 2nd year meltdown from Marshall.

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

You can see that Wideman takes a blindside shoulder to the head at the :25 mark, and then his head goes face-first into the dasher boards. He’s clearly dazed, hunched over and trying to make his way to the bench. At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he…

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

Sup?

“The Beach Boys Were Fucking Stupid”

Announcer: LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR LONDON RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

Episode 10 reveals it was really just a long FarmersOnly.com commercial.

You missed one.

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

I can think of no mystery less interesting than whether an aging athlete with a broken neck used a substance that might not even work to return to a playing field where cortisone injections are given out like chewable Vitamin C tabs. The PEDs debate is over.

Did you mean January 1st? Or is there a whole swath of people that go out drinking on New Years Day that I don’t know about?

You’re so very, very wrong on the February birthday. Having one final thing to look forward to during the New Years-to-Easter Highway of Darkness really de-Shinings you.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

“I’m trying to win the game so I don’t get fired” is all we really needed.