Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

Clemson vs UNC was two week ago. I may be no fancy trademark attorney but I think they’re OK.

Unless he stole your laptop. That’s another acceptable time to dislike him.

So we get to the final showdown in Empire, and just as Vader is saying the money line, my kid mindlessly asks, “Hey, is Darth Vader Luke’s dad?” AS Vader is revealing it.

You know that Vegas is about 10% LDS, right? Also, the city was founded in the early 1850s as a way station between the two relatively prosperous Mormon colonies of San Bernardino and St. George, but both Las Vegas and San Bernardino were abandoned in advance of the 1857 Utah War. Vegas remained as a watering hole and…

I hate people with no-shoe houses. What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?

I agree that Samer is being childish and overly-literal in an attempt to score points, but this has nothing to do with “slippery slopes.”

“Listen man, Chip can’t shake s**t.”

“Keep distracting them NFC East while I shit the bed over here.”

"the NFC East is the best terrible division going" NBC and ESPN agree whole heartedly and plan to feature all NFC East teams on all of their broadcasts next season.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

What calls went the Patriots way in that game?

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

It’s like watching two robots with no sense of humor trying to be funny.

Foles sucks too though.

During football season, you are either with us or against us. College football harks back to a never‑never time of moral clarity, a time when we didn’t need to think, just cheer, when we cherished our prejudices. .

Listen, I’m an academic too — a historian, actually (btw please don’t with the affected English “an”). And a rabid football fan. And I have to tell you, the smug elite/popular aesthetic you open this piece with is infuriating. Just...get over yourself. Every time I scroll back up to re-read a sentence, I find another…