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Because college relies on a dilution of talent. In college, athletic QBs can stand out because they are going against guys that are generally slower than them. In the NFL damn near everyone has the same speed. It’s tough to run an option/scramble/turn a broken play into something when that 325 lb DE has the same 40…

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

The perfect woman:

I yelled at play-by-play announcer Joe Buck, and tweeted about Joe Buck, throughout the baseball playoffs that just ended. (Go Royals.) He is still much better at his job than I would be. I’m still allowed to resent him.

Also not a good look. Shitting all over someone else’s joke that was understood to be a joke by everyone but you.

Yeah, he shouldn’t have grabbed/pushed him like that. But Jesus Christ, strength-and-c0nditioning guy, know your place. You’re the coaching equivalent of a long-snapper when it comes to game day. Chill.

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

The biggest mistake was using Addison Reed. He was a White Sox reliever, the Royals had an entire novel on the guy. Duda really should have made the throw to home to get Hosmer too.

It was the right decision to let him start the 9th.

I have like minimal tennis skill and can do this.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

What’s next, a highlight of a tennis player putting the ball between the racket and their shoe and picking it up that way?

You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

The only way Chris Christie regulates risk is by taking the escalator.

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

Not exactly. They have to actually make an attempt to handle the ball. If the arm is near the side of the body and doesn’t move, it’s considered a natural position. Now if the arm is up or away from the side, doesn’t move, and is struck? Then that’s a handball even if it’s not intentional. But at the side, it’s not a…