This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

Why the hell are you surprised that WHUF switched to a dog dining story? Who do you think WHUF’s target audience is?

I’m impressed with how you were Abel to work in that reference.

“I don’t see the problem here.”—Matt Williams

He escaped a bases loaded jam in the 12th (which, to be fair, was mostly of his own creation with two intentional walks)

I know a hit/error is an either-or play, but Jesus, that’s a difficult stop for Hosmer to make. I don’t think he had to “atone” for anything.

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

#RECORDERGHAZI

I know I’m weird for noticing this, but that recorder on the right side goes straight from 31 seconds to 33 seconds. Watch the last five seconds of the video and tell me I’m wrong.

If Deadspin streamed a 3 hour video of Bills fans destroying themselves, it would get 10 million viewers.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

Yea, I've always found what Webber has to say more insightful and just better overall, while Jalen tries to make lame jokes the whole time.

“Jalen is the fan-favorite NBA analyst”?

For real? Chris Webber is one of the best young analysts in the game. In games he calls, he provides terrific insight. Rose has just gotten a big head over the past few from being on the Mothership so much...

I’m real confused with the “Jalen is a better NBA personality than [Webber]” thing. I wouldn’t agree and I’d be shocked if that was popular opinion. Does Jalen do anything other than pop up as Bill Simmons’ token jock on the Grantland Basketball Hour?

This is nothing. Wait until Simmons goes to Turner and Webber becomes his new best friend.