That’s not my website, it is a website that mocks me. And yes, it is terrible.

Found the fatty.

you actually do look great in the “after” picture

Yeah, but then you have a russian bear hound in your house.

Sometimes, the difference between “ballsy” and “stupid” is whether or not the bridge broke.

$10K a year salary

Yeah! And PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period. :)

Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.

“said she wasn’t comfortable backing up her Volvo truck”
Get the fuck out of here. No right to have CDL . Reminds me of half the fucking Canadian truckers from BC that blatantly ignore almost every single traffic law in the book when they come down I5 in Western Washington... Because 80 mph in a 20+ ton vehicle is a…

The check cleared.

Actually, the Dead Hand system was developed to avoid nuclear war. The idea being that the leadership would be much less likely to try to conduct pre-emptive strikes if they knew that even if they were wiped out, the U.S. would disappear too.

Because as it stands, they are the only country in history that has fired nukes (plural) during a time of war. So we know they’re capible of pulling the trigger even more so than with ISIS or North Korea.

By definition, any nuclear first strike is going to be “unilateral”.

especially since the Soviet’s developed a system to launch their own nukes automatically in case their entire leadership got taken out

That really the direction you want to go when we’re talking about nukes? How many times did we almost end humanity because old men were bumping chests?

“The report includes details for purposefully targeting civilian populations...”

It was more memorable than anything in The Force Awakens.

The protocol is to only go to the grocery store with your parents son. 5 year olds shouldnt be shopping by themselves.

just act nonchalant. you might even whistle to prove your innocence.

* Turning on auto-reply. Fuck you. It’s bad enough that you turned on an email auto-reply when you were out for a three-day weekend and then left it on into the next week. Now you’re doing it with text messages? Piss off