ifmyheartwasacar
If My Heart Was a Car
ifmyheartwasacar

Come on man, you can’t get any of your junk to run for very long and any time you have any success you publish 20,000 words about how great you are. You didn’t have to be an arrogant, condescending shithole with this article. You could just say “Fellow car nerds, nerd out with me over this expensive technical manual!”