sometimes I ponder about “Be a Mom for Someone Day”. Like take your whatever to work day, except it’s any day and it’s with A Mom. A Mom who wants to be Mom. And on that day, she looks out for you, holds you, plays with you, and teaches you something that you can put in your pocket for future use. Today would have…

that’s nice.

Sarah Palin has a boner

Mmmmmm. Dum-dum

My roommate in college told me that after her Pap the nurse handed her kleenex and said, “Here, this is for your juicy bottom.”

yeah. From wisconsin. Cheese, Beer, Packers, lest we forget Harleys, and trying too hard.

I worked with chimps at a sanctuary. I was scared of them at first, which the sanctuary owner told me was a “healthy fear.” If you have the interest, and the guts, work or volunteer at a primate sanctuary. It is guaranteed to be the most fulfilling thing you will ever do.

Best make mine black

It goes back so far in evolution. The big butt and big lips of today are just remnants of what is sexy in Chimpanzee speak. Female chimps have tumescence. A time when they are fertile and their butts get big and pink. This is all it takes for a male chimpanzee to perform. Male chimps check females regularly to…