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Colette Boulanger
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On the flip side, I can’t remember the last time the Lions choked in a season opener like this...And because they are gluttons for punishment, the Detroit Free Press found out the last time we played this poorly in a season opener was 10/01.

Update: Week 1 of the 2012 season against the Bills, so it’s been a while.

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

I legitimately don’t remember the last time we’ve scored 48 points, and I’ve been a Jets fan for 11 years now.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Article 6, Sec. 8 of the North Carolina Constitution:

Seattle teachers wearing BLM shirts being greeted by a literal storm of pearl clutching “I’m not racist, but...” emails from parents was great example of the mask slipping, even if just for a moment. 

The Bobby Layne Curse is up, and because this is 2018 and the timeline is fucked six ways to Sunday Super Bowl LIII is going to be Jets-Lions.

Seattle is and has always been extremely racist, but gives itself a pass for not admitting it. “It’s not racist to cross the street if a black person is walking towards you on the sidewalk” racist. Residents are also expert at hiding their racism behind a liberal facade. Also most neighborhoods still have racist

The Pacific Northwest as a whole has a LOT of racism issues

The Seahawks are one stupid play call from Pete Carroll and Russel Wilson waltzing into the Hall of Fame, and the Legion of Boom being ranked with the Steel Curtain and Doomsday Defense. They’re never going to get there. All they had to do was hand Marshwan Lynch the ball.

I lived in Seattle many years. Seattle was a Sonics town in the 90s. 2001, I was working at a store downtown Seattle that sells licensed sports team apparel and souvenirs. Trent Dilfer was the QB when they were getting destroyed in Oakland. I was in the store when the owner calls and tells me to mark all Seahawks

Ah Seattle where a maga hat bro will cut your kid and a techdouche will steal the blood to prolong their life. What a world.

Drive 30 minutes in any direction and you’re in MAGA-hat-wearing, Calvin-peeing-on-a-Chevy-logo-ville. And 12s from these towns seem to have exclusive rights to 90% of the tickets.

Because our education system still says the Commies are bad, and there’s a taboo about teaching why or talking any deeper about it. “They were bad, now let’s move on to the Civil Rights Act of 1965...” It was a real complaint by a friend in 7th grade to our American Studies teacher. “WHY was it bad?” Not in a my dad

When I was around eight or nine, I used to have this history of Donald Duck book. It was one of my absolute favorite books.

In sixth grade, I used that term not knowing what it meant or that it was racist — I didn't even know where I'd heard it. My teacher absolutely tore into me (and rightly so!), but failed to actually tell me why I was getting in trouble, so I had to wait until I got home to ask my parents, since I didn't dare even

Because Capel wasn't trying to be overtly racist, FOX 8 has only asked her for three-fifths of an apology.

Shit, now I have the theme song to this and the theme to Thomas the Tank Engine competing in a deathmatch in my head.

You know that part of the Georgia Tech fight song about being "a hell of an engineer?" It's all bull crap.