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Nope. Can’t see past the hideous design, the four doors, and the idiotic boot.

Every time I see the glint of something shiny on the side of the road I think, “Oh, someone’s 10mm finally rattled its way out of whatever crevice it was hiding in.”

Considering the chip crunch. They probably had no choice, it was literally the only thing on the lot with a working radio.

The worst best worst system out there.

We don’t.

Plot twist, it’s a Ford Aerostar with C-Max running gear.

Why? Why? Why? Why do all trucks and SUVs now seem to have the most hideous wheels imaginable on them? 

I get it, but that’s how you run to an early grave. 99% of humanity are morons, you just have to let it go.

Bad car reviewer synonyms:

You don’t think EV range and pricing will have significantly improved 23 years from now?

I don’t think we’ve achieved a climate goal since the Montreal Protocol.

Nah... 2035 is plenty of time for the ban of the sale of new ICE cars and trucks. That still gives the whiney foot dragging prairies till at least 2045 (23 years from now) to get their shit together (assuming most people keep a vehicle for at least ten years).

That bumper ain’t doing crap. The car is clearly resting on the frame. American engineering my arse.

Obviously 

That’s why I specified “in North America”, Europe and Asia beat it, hands down, but compared to what the rest of North America has, it’s spectacular. 

Yes, TTC is far from perfect, but I’ve lived in other cities since and have so much appreciation for TTC now that I know what truly awful transit systems look like.

My EV weighs less than an ICE Ford Escape...

In North America, Toronto has the best transit system.