Is that a CASE of K-D?

Taxi, you can drive like a total a-hole, ignore all traffic laws, whine about Uber, steal people’s stuff, and generally make the lives of everyone around you miserable. 

Airbus A220

That thing in 4wd mode on dirt roads was a hoot. You could go sideways for daaaayyyyssss.

I’m patiently waiting for the E-Transit Connect Passenger Wagon

You should have bought this instead of your 6 MPG rolling-environmental-disaster CO2-super-producer diesel-particulate-smoke-stack coal-rolling-citybus two-stroke-bunker-fuel machine.

When I was a kid, you’d be sweating your butt off because the school board sets the bus temp way too high for someone wearing a full snowsuit, BUT the wall and windows would be covered in sweaty kid frost and ice cold to the touch. There is practically zero insulation in those things. 

I’m rolling on 16"ers now, sooooooo much better.

“SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!” - Me

The owners of F1 teams. Drink Champagne, cash checks, repeat.

Outofround Neverbalance GTX

Future Dockbumper 2000

Brownstone Skidmarks GT4

Which makes you wonder what the army was thinking with the M1 Abrams... 

For the love of dogboxes bury it in Death Valley, not f’ing Nebraska. Maybe then there would be a tiny chance that the car wouldn’t be sitting in a swimming pool for decades. Not that either of those cars were worth bothering to bury at all. 

They sure do!

6 MPG... That’s offensive. 

This is like saying football doesn’t matter (real football, not American hand-egg). Sure, to Muricas’ extremely self centred view of the world, but 97% of humans aren’t American.

And neither do you or your shit hole country.

Gee... California sure sounds like a great place to live...