If It's Not a Wagon, it's crap.

ifitsnotawagonitscrap

10/26/21

My parents had that motor. What a total piece of crap.

10/26/21

“Buy American”

10/26/21

“optimal performance” /= “need”

10/22/21

Or a Corbin Sparrow, they’re only 48" wide.

10/21/21

That is the tackiest paint job in history.

10/20/21

Hideous when new, hideous now. $5K too much.

10/13/21

Guaranteed to fail in the first six months.

10/6/21

Ford Mustang! Ugly since 1974!

10/6/21

Turbinepunk

10/6/21

Also, it probably has sex stuff all over it...

10/6/21

Or a Fiat 500L.

10/6/21

Subaru Justy

10/6/21

It’ll suck. It’ll be some crap compromise that somehow is based on the Neon/Dart POS and somehow be less reliable.

10/6/21

Hideous gas guzzling shitbox for $5K? That interior makes me want to puke. No chance. Please crush this monstrosity.

10/5/21

I wonder the same thing about the USA. Why would anyone want to live in that poophole?

10/1/21

Somehow more hideous than I remember. Are those seats out of a Sunbird?

10/1/21

Literally anything... a subcompact hatchback is perfectly fine for camping. People these days.....

10/1/21

White, male, money = no charges.

9/28/21

Want so bad, know it would be a HUGE mistake.

9/27/21

WOOF. That’s uglier than the current one.