This doesn’t change the fact that Tesla’s marketing department would like you to believe that their system is Level 4.

Gorgeous! Needs more

Best PRODUCTION engine, not “it’s great if you change this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this,this, add that, remove that, rebuild that.”

The Toyota UR Series. Literally, proven by statistics, the most reliable engine on the planet.

People who help kids buy cars are morons.

Oldsmobile Quad4 L40 ... Ate head gaskets for breakfast, leaked like a mofo, garbage transmission. Need a new head gasket and belt in the first year, from new. That POS had zero redeeming qualities. Total piece of unreliable trash. Will never ever buy an American car after that. Ever.

Want. So bad. Want want want. Will never have. Sad Trombone. Guess I’m moving to Europe.

100% guaranteed that absolutely everyone that works for him, his companies, or any of his family members, spits in all of the food, always.

I’ll start with a pineapple up the rear every hour, and we’ll go from there.

Toxic masculinity, anti-vaxers, anti-maskers, and incels? No thanks. Not even before COVID.

People are rotting in jail for life on a marijuana possession charge and this POS gets out!?!?!?

In Canada they have to file a mountain of reports for even unsnapping their holster. It makes them much less likely to pull their gun for every tree leaf that blows by their face.

That’s a $500 car, tops.

I had a friend in highschool that asked the group, “Would you rather have a loaded Z24 or a base 944?” He was shocked and aghast that we all said we’d rather have the worst Porsche than the best Cavalier.

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a Corvette and/or a Charger/Challenger; hmm, no a Viper and a Jeep would be the absolute worst. Well, pretty much any white trash vehicle would be a nightmare.

So nobody? I mean, he’s a colossal wanker. Anyone who doesn’t hate Musk and Bezos have clearly been kicked in the head.

Yup, people park in the EV spots first thing in the morning at my work, their cars are often fully charged in less than an hour, but they leave their cars there until 5 when the go home. It’s not cool.

You got it backwards there: Teslas suck, and craft beer is good.

Looks a hell of a lot better than the Wrangler. 

All lawyers are overpaid.