You mean Behind Blue Eyes isn't a tribute to Sinatra?

New Orleans Hornets - "It's the Chocolate City!"

As a huge lake fan, I admit Superior's been fouled, but not by the act of peeing.

As a huge Ricki Lake, I'm somewhat distressed by her recent diet.

As dead as deadspin gets over holiday weekends, I never expected a one-post Monday.

Everyone knows you can't go wrong with beer.

As shaky as Fleury is, I never expected a flurry of goals.

As shaky as Fleury is, I never expected a flurry of goals.

Good for the Chiefs, who had been in a championship drought since Ned Braden hoisted the trophy.

If I'd known you were going, I would've taught you some phrases I found very useful during my time in France:

Scott Baio is always</? p in charge.<>

@Clare: You mean "redundancy", correct?

Man vs. Nature....the road to victory!

@Laser Guided: Wow....that was one of the four sentances I thought I'd never, ever hear.

Who the fuck let Geraldine Ferraro have a column?

@bteufel: Warm and soft.

@David Hume: Exactly. That's the family I want to marry into. You know, if my wife let's me go polygamous. Which I'm confident will happen any day now, especially with her being her rational, pregnant self.

Garnett, vs. Wallace: This, is another, super, heavyweight match.

I'm guessing there's a significant case of breast envy going on.

@UkraineNotWeak: No need: