Is Don Cherry the new Ernie McCracken?

@UpstateUnderdog: Nah. We had Willie O'Ree to get us used to the idea.

Hey...the Bruins cut their goals against by 90%. If this progress continues, I feel pretty good about their chances.

What really sucks is that I was at the game last night, and I forgot to bring lunch today, there's an Austin's nearby......and the God-damned ticket is sitting on my kitchen table.

@BigJimSlade: Oooh that's nice...

If there were 17,000 in attendance last night at the Verizon center, the joint must have over 50,000 capacity. The entire upper section was 3/4 empty. Austin Grill must be run by some slick tax cheats.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Settled then, Football Wags.

I wouldn't mind having sex with her. And by "sex", I mean vaginal intercourse.

@MENACEIISOBRIETY: Ticklers? "Massages"?

Lucic isn't a Puck Lion until Milano gets her hooks into him. I'm setting the O/U at March 23.

@thesepretzels: Man alive! Is this in fact a NCAA hockey thread? Fantastic.....Beware the Terriers....damn pussy mascot.

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I heard different, you P-utz.

Minnesota first to 10,000 lakes! A good day geology-wise!

I really couldn't imagine Ottawa coming out of Tuesday with the same goaltending they went in with. I refuse to believe that Khabibulin was Plan A, and there was no Plan B. So, as a Bruins fan, I say Thanks, Bryan

@Agamemnon Busmalis: I'd love to see some actual clowns involved in a trade. Would terrify the kids at MSG, but still.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Yep...for a sixth rounder...after all that public Nolan stroking.

I think the Pens are going to miss Armstrong dearly in the playoffs. Good trade for Atlanta.

@Wyshynski: Scuttlebutt the last few days was Vancouver.

@Agamemnon Busmalis: I'm thinking that Atlanta might be forcing Montreal to take another bloated contract for the privelege of getting Hossa. Kozlov? Zhitnik?

@Jefferson DArcy: Just wait until the Maloofs buy the Thrashers and move them to Vegas. We'll have the "Happy Ending" girls.