Wow. You seriously just set off a chain reaction in my brain. I’m not kidding.

I would pay good money to see that, though.

I am only applauding the trollery. I can’t believe how long this gag has lasted and how well it has been played.

I don’t even really know why, but this is the BEST THING EVER. Thank you.

What?!? No. I had a GLORIOUS mullet, and if my ears had EVER shown, I would have chopped off my hairdresser’s hands.

Seriously ... are you insane? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and thinking that English must not be your first language. My boss is like that ... he’s French Canadian and speaks English fine, but doesn’t understand humor or nuance in English. I thought that maybe that was where you are. However?

That would be AWESOME.

I understand your feelings. I have seen your post quoted as an example of extremism, though. That is really unfortunate, because I really believe that your feelings about the Clintons is valid.

I regret that I have but one star to give you.

I’ll help! Quicker than 1-2-3 ...

That man has been saying the same. damn. thing. for more than 40 years. It’s not like we can just go, “Oh, you say whatever you need to say ...”

Probably. But if you want to know for sure, just check out his arrest record for protesting housing segregation at the University of Chicago.

No, HC is just kind of transparently awful. What are they supposed to say?