You have to balance that against the possibility that you can write an article that makes people offended online and therefore has a high return rate in the form of clicks.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

The huge bummer for the Wild is they went from what should have been a 5 on 3 to an even strength goal, assisted by Morrissey that decided the game. I am a Wild homer, but still - that no-call changed the game. I doubt the Jets being down Morrissey with a 3-1 series lead at home will be as important as the Wild losing…

I look forward to his apology press conference.

I sincerely hate this continuing series of posts and I hope that GRRM dies, decades from now, without ever releasing the final book just to deeply upset you all.

Listening to the talking heads here in Minneapolis, they are also all in on Cousins.

In fact, Loesch added a short while later, it’s the TV stations themselves who are partially to blame for mass shooters.

Bode Miller’s announcing style is...subdued. We’ll go with subdued. And listening to him talk about anything other than skiing makes me question whether he has a fully functioning brain. BUT...as someone who skied regularly and well before his knees went to shit, I think he does an excellent job of breaking down what…

Counterpoint:

If you’re a 6'4", 210 lb man that goes to his friend’s wedding and crushes 3 light beers and a glass of champagne over the course of 7 hours (but you never have another drink for the entire year), then you’re most likely a raging alcoholic.

In before all the commenters start saying “OH SO WHY IS DEADSPIN TALKING ABOUT IT THEN.”

Aside from, you know, Browns, this is a fantastic entry in “every accusation is a confession” from the nutbar conservative commentariat. Once conservatives purportedly had a reason to be mad at the NFL, obviously liberals loved the NFL (and so failure for the NFL is failure for liberals), because that’s how they think…

The only surprising thing about that play is how long it took Romo and the other guy to figure out why it was taking so long in replay. Any monkey with a stethoscope could tell you that TD was going to be over ruled but I’m sure some clown with the Pittsburgh Post will chock it up to Brady’s witchcraft.

A person with some kind of psychosexual disorder? There’s a lot of them, and pretending like you can’t imagine how someone could do this makes you look like a goddamn idiot. This is a world where (among other things) the Holocaust happened, and some guy jerkin’ it is a bridge too far?

Because I want to have less guilt when enjoying his work. Truth be told I can’t find it in myself to be outraged by this. He didn’t force himself on anyone and told them they were free to leave. If anything it sounds like he was mentally ill.

For what crime? He’s an absolute scumbag, but it appears he asked for permission each time if I’m reading it right. It’s still harassment, but is there a crime?

That’s just flat out sexual harassment though. While not a big stretch, none of the things mentioned in the contract qualify as sexual harassment.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!