I am Sycamore of these jokes. 

Could have walked the guy as well if he wasn’t trying to hurt him but not pitch to the guy. Causing pain is the reason someone beans someone.

It works all the time.

A good amount of Antifa are street people looking to cause mayhem.

“Like “socialist” or “Christian,” “antifa” is not a single clearly delineated organization but a term so broad that it is mostly used as a way to evoke either honor or ridicule by political partisans and the press.”

To broadly swath a group you has differing opinions as you as “Fascists” or “Nazis” is incredibly counterproductive. These groups obviously have some flawed ideology and I certainly don’t agree with most of what they stand for, but the institute of free speech protects these events.

Man, this is some shitty music (comment section is keeping pace).

Strokes - Under Cover of Darkness

No you don’t. Sorry you got ejected last night btw. 

no goddamn duh

Veryy niice!

Look at the Timbers roster. About as far away from hillbillies as you can get. The only 2 white guys on the field during the game were the Goalie and a Lithuanian D man. Odds are it was a black or Hispanic player.

There’s like 3 white dudes on the entire team. Very likely it came from a black or Hispanic player. And yes, it’s bad for a Hispanic to say it and to a lesser a black player but we all know everyone is thinking “White guy did it” when that is most likely not the case. 

Good Kinja

The argument of “hey here’s the worst guy in the league we don’t need more” is nonsense. Put together a 12 team league and you could say the same shit. Lets just say the best players play in the MLB (I know a lot play in Japan), you put 50 teams in the league the talent level is still gonna be high as shit. It is…

Only chance would be the first kick assuming he had no idea who you were.

Penalty kicks in soccer are mostly guesswork for the goalie, so if you gave me (an average out-of-shape 35-year-old) a month to train and ten kicks from the spot, how many could I get past a World Cup-quality keeper?

Are they bowling in that picture?

+1 Ox