Ya, really for the most part I suppose Vegas grabbed most valuable player and now the shuffling of the cards begins.  

There will be I would imagine 4-5 D as well as a few forwards getting packaged up for young prospects and or draft picks.

Look, I get that, but they have what 12? 13? D men who play 60+ games plus last year? You are not going to put 6 of those guys in the minors I’m telling you right now.

Le Sauveur!!

Fuck how many D do you need?? At least 4 of those guys have to be heading out.

Reason #4, simple.

ya, i wouldn’t call that a series either.

I want the transcript from the last year of your life.

Question: Would some sort of “hack a whoever, slow your ass down” strategy when LeBron is not on the court possibly be an effective strategy? 

Honest question, who is Lifehacker’s base? 100% of the shit I’ve read on here (On deadspin, see a cool story pic) is common sense.

Go watch the Stanley Cup. It’s a whole hell of a lot more entertaining.

Maybe a Flamingo, watermelon, peas and carrots trifecta would be the holy grail.

Watermelon is the modern day Flamingo for extras.

Remember last year?

Believe it or not, intent is actually something that the court takes into account jackass.

So it’s either one famous person or another famous person.....or some dude. I got money on some dude. This is a fucking stupid story through and through.

Counter-counterpoint. Its a fish.

Holy shit let people do whatever the fuck they want. Not a difficult idea.

I agree he was on a decent little train of thought that was poorly executed, but also keep in mind that sometimes (actually most of the time) people just don’t get the job, and honestly, maybe it was the valley girl sociolect that kept this from happening, not exactly regraded as like an intelligent like dialect ya…

Yes, I believe that was the message the girl with the quote was conveying.