Look, believe me, I would throw the best first pitch, we have ever seen. It would be strong, it would be powerful, it wouldn’t do like a curvebal all over the place changing stories and lying like #CrookedHillary, FOULBALL! I just wish I could wrap my fingers around that ball...well if you ask me, not the best ball,…

You guys should really just start putting the links to the sites that did the work. I know this is an aggregate site, but everything on Gawker media reads like a book report a 7th grader found in the trash and threw in a blender.

He’s GrrrrrrrrrrRADDDD!!

Remember these takes from Ley and Burneko?

Alright, understood. Im not a huge baseball fan so I haven’t actually heard the term “hit king”, at least not enough to have stored it in my memory.

Haha, I’m sorry but I did not know the “Hit King” was an official title, does Rose have a crown or something? Maybe I just don’t feel nearly the amount of importance toward sports that you do, but its sort of a silly thing to argue. I was merely showing Ichiro’s stats vs Rose in a hypothetical “If he were playing in…

The most hits he ever had in a season in the Nippon League was 210, a number he surpassed in the MLB 8 times.

Pat you don’t even understand, you’re glib man.

Well said. I think we are one my friend.

Agreed that this is exacerbated by alcohol, but I also think that as Americans (most reading Deadspin I assume) we don’t understand the lifestyle and traditions for lack of a better word of other countries. Russia has always been a brutish and violent society that often sees no problem with these attributes. Is the…

I think the “old” team numbers hinged on a select few guys, you know who they are.

1. Leave the United States.

Rapist Sympathizer

Honestly, I know I’m on the wrong side of this argument, but if the guy wants to play, let him play. Certain situations that obviously entail monetary gain/loss resulting in a player possibly being pressured into returning by management need to be stopped whenever possible, But, when a guy wants to get back out and…

He said Swish (JR Smith). Think he wanted to hand off the question. He calls him Swish later on in his answer. Just an FYI

^{He could have also thought Iguodala was going to pass to right, cut right on Thompson, hell even pull up to shoot (he shoots right handed BTW). Game moves WAY too fast to deconstruct a slow motion replay and come to your conclusion. I thought we would have learned this by now??}

I have tried this “sitting” approach to the wipe based on the previous article. Tried for probably a month. Its not much different than the stand. What I think people get caught up on is the standing part, it isn’t an erect posture, more of a crouch. The reason I abandoned the sitting method was because of…