Kind of on topic, I’m halfway through a pregnancy in a mosquito-infested state, so I’ve been trying all the repellent things I can find.

but really... with the amount that was dumped down his shirt, he probably only got a mouthful of beer out of those two cans..... Ben is WAY drunker than that.

Maybe it’s my close friend Tom Brady texting me about bringing my girlfriend nanny on a private jet to Vegas.

Thank you so much for sharing this amazing page.

nobody else going to comment about how he started dating her when she was 14 and he was 18?!

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

bwahah can’t wait for the response from hip hop experts Rudy Giuliani et al now