You should have a Snickers™ bar.

But he would have to ride it home and spoof the detector once a day instead of twice?

How much of an advantage is this? I just found out about mechanical doping and it’s fascinating but I can’t visualize how it feels to ride one, and the vids I can find just show the bikes free-wheeling. You risk a lithium battery fire every time you use one that would melt your bike - that rather than a random…

I’ve been profoundly drunk enough for long enough that my family had cops out looking for my dead, unmedicated depressed ass, it wasn’t a great time in my life, and if you had known me in that dive-bomb to bottom when I threw everything away in favor of the bottle, you probably wouldn’t have liked me much more than I…

Here’s what Manziel’s future looks like.

I have basically never had a car whose ‘check engine’ light wasn’t a familiar glowing presence on the dashboard - in 30 years of driving I’ve had like, four years on warranty because I drive beaters. If it’s flashing stop the car immediately, but if it’s a Japanese car and it’s just on and nothing alarming is…

I took my beloved 87 CRX for an oil change to Canadian Tire back in the day, and while they took off the filler cap to change the oil, they didn’t put it back on again. So my engine and my driveway got a free undercoating of 5W-30. Then there was the time CT repaired a flat, left the plug inside and I didn’t get two…

I always thought Oldman’s best quote in the movie - the one about Beethoven being a little f*cking boring - was an inside joke because he had just played him in Immortal Beloved, which also came out in 1994.

Wasn’t released, wasn’t even staged IMO. Look at Huckabee’s body language: he is standing still, gun at the ready position, partially turned looking to his left as the clip begins because that’s where he thought they would be coming from. You hear the beep of a dog’s collar as the pheasant flushes from his right, he…

I haven’t seen it, but a basic smell test as to if it’s legit would be the email addresses for people, especially politicians and businesspeople - are these their mayorjoe@city.gov public addresses plastered acrossthe internet or are they genuinely private? If I was a high-profile undercover KKK mole, I don’t think…

Bringing back the flying wedge on kickoffs would make the sport safer for the returning team.

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