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a special glimpse into what harry caray’s college football commentating career would have sounded like

Am I missing something here? Bryce Harper busts his ass more than almost any baseball player I can think of at the moment, and Papelbon is a fucking asshole who is universally reviled. Bizarre that the rest of the Nats would even feign taking his side on this.

I’ll be honest, that’s the weirdest regional-dialect-specific version of “Duck Duck Goose” I’ve ever heard of.

On the NFL Network recap last night LdT said Smith was retiring because he was tired of being mad. The boys all laughed at his joke, but I think he was being serious. That is one angry motherfucker.

I’m sorry but people just wouldn’t be as interested in the ads if the players were compensated for their image. The amateurism is what sets the ads apart.

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.