This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

So someone at the Oxford PD plagiarizes a Gameday sign from last week (which ESPN subsequently apologized for)? Yep, must be a Mississippi alum.

Oh, really?

Pretty strong statement that the Angels aren’t going to make the playoffs since they’re only 1/2 a game behind right now.

It’s called a double standard. Don’t criticize Gawker for it or else they’ll release another long-form article about Boxing on us.

Head injuries in football are bad, but this should be celebrated. Okay.

I’m hesitant to believe either of these guys is going to remember much of anything in their old age.

But who the heck used the right guard to block the left outside linebacker on a play where you are inviting him to come directly into the backfield? Its a crap design.

Intellectually dishonest headlines are very frustrating.

It’s pretty clearly supposed to be a reverse, both from the handoffs/pitch and where the blocking is going.

Here is the Texas version of the same play

Not to be Actually Guy but... Actually it was an illegal formation and Actually his YPG is 210 not his YPC. Either way he is a beast!

Wow, 210 YPC? That’s incredible on a 100 yard field!

Even his phone doesn't have a cool ring.

I think it’s an epidural. It has the lucid interval and is more common in younger patients after bumping their head. Subarachnoid usually occurs after an aneurysm bursts that is accompanied with “the worst headache of your life”

1 for 4 by my count... I’m actually with you on this one.

Ah, I knew a highlight-truther truther would show up. Sorry sparky, this is scored an error, no home run on the play.

Michael Taylor: professional baseball player, who avoided breaking his wrist on a meaningless play (given the NL standings)

You know he means the readers - the same ones that complain in the comment section of every political story posted on Deadspin.