The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

Keep your head up, Eoannou; you’ll never be as bad of a lawyer as you are a Scrabble draw.

I just put this into google translate: lawyerspeak:

I totally believe my client but I’m dropping her case because she is lying.

The case was bullshit. I think that’s obvious now. It’s sad.