I just purchase my cars on credit cards, then I balance transfer the amount back and forth for awhile, when that stops working I take out payday loans to cover the credit card payments... then I sell plasma, sperm and superfluous organs to pay off the payday loans. As of right now I only owe $75,000 on a 2005 Hummer…

A cynical part of me hopes he never gets caught so he can forever be the mystery vigilante fighting against the tyranny of left lane hogs.

GOOD THING IT ISN’T A MUSTANG BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RAN INTO THE CROWD!!!!

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

“My wife and I bought a brand new Dodge Stratus (don’t judge me)“

Freshman year at College Park(UMD). Walked out of the dorm to smoke a cigarette. See a car pull in and turn around(parking lot dead-ended). Guy and a girl are getting out of their car. Guy gets out of the car that just turned around and stopped, pulled out a gun and started yelling to give him the keys. They oblige…

boss!

I was doing door lock actuators on this old e34 I had. Took the handles and locks off at night while waiting for parts the next day. Someone broke into my car during the night (seeing that the car didn’t have door handles). The thief stole........ 3 new double A batteries from the glove box and threw a bunch a papers…

Drove to high school for gifted children every day in a stolen minivan listening to Master P, Brotha Lynch, or E-40. In Ohio.

These guys have got to be the worst...

Try this one kid:

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Aerodynamics is a bitch.

Never ever list something that uses the word combination “Cougar Tranny”

This is a real chicken bus.

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

God I want to buy this and paint it beige.