Wait. I’m old. (Sorry). But, hey we used to always do “6 weeks off”.

Oh lord, maybe I’m an extremely fucked up and psychopathic person, but I maybe would (although, not if my presence tipped the balance between someone getting executed or not). I am against the death penalty, but I also believe that so many of us are so far removed from ever seeing the actual consequences of this law…

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Shocker, right? At least, we try to but are often deterred by a) Jerky comments about our fat bodies and how they move differently b) slightly less jerky, if not well-intentioned, comments about our fat bodies/the fact that we are exercising that imply the only possible reason we would be doing it is to lose weight/it…

Not sure why you think staples aren’t commonly used to close a variety of minor and major wounds.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Yeah. It’s inappropriate for lawyers to talk about case law. Absolutely crazy. He should stick with medical literature.

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

How long will we have to endure Bella Hadid on a runway? She was awful at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. That new gaunt look, vacant stare, open mouth. Idk why they insist on making her skinnier. Gigi and Bella looked amazing with their natural bodies. Bella is wasting away lately. She lost her boobs and butt.…

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…

Don’t forget this

My favorite moment was when Scheana was all “What, are you going to clean out my bank account?” to Shay, he responds “Maybe?”... but then actually that’s what he did.

They give my oldest son and I blisters. Isn’t their main selling point comfort?

I have a pair of mary jane crocs that are just about my favorite footwear. I can wear them with all kinds of outfits and they’re super comfortable. So fuck it. I really don’t care if anyone doesn’t like my crocs. My feet aren’t killing me because of some ridiculous high fashion shoe.

OMFG... dead.

Ive been crying all day. I was feeling optimistic, but now I feel exactly how I did after the election.

I have whiskey and Xanax but I don’t want to, you know, die, so I’m trying to find a balance.

I think you expressed it all perfectly.

very true and i think he eggs katie on and then sits back and says “why are you so mean???”

Schwartz also poured a beer on Stassi the first season. People are all
“poor Tom Schwarz” now...but that guy is no gem.