2014 NFL PR Campaign Slogan: You can hit your wife, just don't hit that bong.

without lawn darts this list is incomplete

She writes these hit songs, and it's more than just a vanity credit. I'm not a pop or country fan, and Taylor Swift is mostly off my radar, but she's talented. Arguing otherwise makes you sound delusional.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Yes, nothing is as exciting as seeing a team intentionally load the bases with two outs to face a guy who can't crack a .450 OPS. Strategy!!1!

Hopefully he will get rid of the worst rule in baseball: pitchers hitting in the NL

Let me preface this by saying that I really do love the 500 Abarth. It's about as much fun as you can have in a car. I love that it exists and that it's sold in America. Last year I almost bought one.

Actually you won't. Many have tried. A rebellion engine can run upwards of 7 grand. So finding a great 240z for 10-15 grand. I call bs

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

Of course, everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want to their cars. Of course. Of Course.
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But maybeeee if you totally fucking ruin it you shouldn't try to sell it for $15,000

[Today BMW announced that it will run its newly restored 1970 BMW ALPINA 2002ti in the annual Rolex Monterey Motorsport Reunion at Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca next week. The car will be raced by Road & Track Executive Editor and vintage racer Sam Smith.]

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

Yup, I did, and that's how it is. Jalopnik Detroit has been here for more than a year, and the "why is this on Jalopnik/what does this have to do with X/I don't want to read this"-type comments get the axe for those who still don't get it. It's distracting, it's pointless, it takes away from people who are familiar…

Let me get this straight: the Rays trade him (he didn't demand a trade, did he?) and then go "Herp derp, we sent him to Detroit, here's a stereotypical picture of the town compared to a beach."

The site calls itself "a growing online community of passionate Washington Redskins fans and others who support the team's use of its name and logo."