There is the Impreza wagon as well. And you can get a base model NA 5 speed one. 

Oh believe me, I’m the king of doing things with the wrong vehicle. My favorite being towing a car across 2 states with a 90HP minivan.

My buddy is 6’4” and daily drives a 95 neon. Hatchbacks are fine for you. 

I parallel parked my 15 passenger van in downtown DC with no problem. If anyone can’t park that they don’t deserve to drive. 

True, you do carry the extra space around with you. But when you all the sudden come across a desk on the side of the road, you can toss it into your wagon after you fold down the seats vs hoping it doesn’t fall out of your hatchback.  Plus generally wagons have a lower loading height than a hatch that you have to…

Station wagons are the true only vehicle one person needs. Far superior than any hatchback. Pack everything you want into the trunk area or onto the roof and take your crew of spawn to the beach. A runner up to the station wagon would be a 1st gen 5 speed caravan. 25+MPG on the highway, seating for 7, able to tow cars…

Growl of the big v8? It’s 345ci don’t get so chubbed up over it.

Chrysler k cars. I love them so much. I own the former NPOCP SRT swapped LeBaron and it will never leave my possession.

I’d prefer a number over a word I can’t pronounce.

This name is so bad it makes me want to TAYCAN shit on it.

If you are only able to have one vehicle, a big truck makes sense. In the 2 times a month you need to tow or carry something it pays for itself.

I’m not sure it’s ever been featured here, but the “Durocco” from years ago should be mentioned at some point.

I have a g shock that an old co worker gave me because it got stained by bug spray. Perfect for me to use at work since I have a low level construction job. I do want a nicer watch to wear when I go out with my wife, since it’s not always nice to drag o my phone to look at the time.

My family had not just one but two Eagle Premiers when I was growing up. We had an 89 and then a fancy ass 92 premier.

I wish they came slightly smaller but these would look pretty good on my station wagon.

It would be fun to have a dozen 6g72 convertible sebrings fogging a track in burnt oil.

Harley Davidson is the biggest cosplay outlet ever. Walk in as Steve the slightly overweight accountant and walk out as Bubba the outlaw that parties hard.

This took a turn into a tangent as I was writing it:

My mom told me she didn’t want anything, and I wasn’t going to get her a god damn thing. But I might send her one of these. For being an extremely compassionate human when I was younger, she changed along the way. She loves trump for some reason.

Well, good. Maybe I’ll consider enrolling my kids. I was never a fan of the holy roller mumbo jumbo but I enjoyed the aspects of scouts quite a bit when I was in.