At these weights? No thanks.

I don't think my wife would appreciate me making the bed around her while she doesn't have to get up for another 4 hours.

a car tire usually works better with a scratch awl

I was just thinking the other day if I had to buy a brand new beater it would be a fight to the death between a mirage, a yaris, and a fiesta. And how appealing a 3 cylinder seems to me right now.

Because 'merica.

There's a Ferndale in Detroit? There's one here in MD as well.

It's actually the official car of Glen Burnie, MD. I've never had the pleasure of owning one.

My wife just said "that's fucking cool. I want one!"

I've only ever heard Tiger.

neighbor's mom had one when I was growing up. I always wanted one.

A few years ago I was driving on the highway, happened to glance into my mirror and saw a scene framed perfectly. A motorcyclist was mid-air, flying. His bike was tumbling next to him on the ground, meanwhile the s10 he hit at (I'm assuming) warp speed was fish tailing wildly. It was less than a second I saw this all…

No neon? I'm surprised.

I fucking love these guys.

So, a grown up dart? Neat.

The MVA here (DMV) will not accept a credit or debit card that is not signed. I haven't signed my debit card, but my face is on it.

I recently bought a car that only had an AM/FM/TAPE player. The radio station i liked got moved and another station is bleeding over so I cant listen anymore. Being thrifty I dug out my old tape to headphone adapter to plug into my phone to listen to Pandora radio. I just lost the last reason I had to listen to the…

I would beat the fuck out of a 3 banger Mirage as a daily.

460 big block. Come on. If you're going full retard....

With the vic ousted by an expensive 190e and the mk3 jetta beating a neon I'm out of voting here.

Rich parents and a stupid kid.