AND HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL GREY?!?!?!

Because reviewing neighborhood plays won’t slow down the game at all.

That last sentence hurt my head.

Only if I get to fuck him in the ass.

I’m not sure if the fans hold such a great disdain for him over his achievements in YS or against the Yankees in pivotal times, but that he has been able to skate his entire career being the lovable creature that he is, while A-Rod, clearly the superior player, is constantly vilified for the sake of... what exactly?

Definitely meant the car.

Um, no. Because there is a fine pair of legs getting into the vehicle which I would most willingly sacrifice organ tissue for. Satisfied?

I am speechless. I have no speech. But my heart hurts.

How is this always the answer?

Profit? I guess you’ve had zero running costs...

Factual, concrete numerical offer? Let me know when the cash is in your hands.

This. Plus, it’s all conjecture at this point. Talk to me when the money is in your hand.

This is the correct answer

And walk around like he had a pickle up his ass.

Fair.

Short answer is no. Long answer is negative.

Studded. Exactly what Doug DeMuro utters to himself after getting into his finest shorts and button up and looking himself over in the mirror.

closer to 1899

+1'd for your GIF, would +1 again for your handle.

Yeah right... like they just let bums in to All-Star Games. JOHN SCOTT WAS MVP IN A TOTALLY LEGIT WAY!