MS puts away the dishes the way she gardens: she has hired staff do it.

And you expected some kind of financial compensation from the cruise line? LOL It’s one thing if it happens on the Lido Deck, but come on. At these times I thank Dog I’m not in a customer service business. I’d hand out “Fuck Off” coupons.

LOL It must be exhausting to be you.

Prob not. I thought they came back early. That explains why there is no reimbursement from the cruise line. From their perspective, the guests had their room, board and food for the entire trip.

Always buy trip insurance, people! Whether it’s projectile vomiting and diarrhea or a person overboard, your fare is non-refundable!

What a great song. A little before my time, but that guitar riff, then the piano coming in, then her incredible, strong voice. It’s the song we all wish we would have written about some of the assholes we’ve encountered in life.

lol everyone’s so mad! probably your delivery ;)

The response of the students to their meeting with school executives is embarrassing. They’re complaining about a lack of “empathy” from people that are acting professionally. These aren’t their therapists; it’s the goddamn DEAN OF THE SCHOOL..

Right, but also, when does anything like auctioning happen this fast? The package had just arrived at the facility and next thing ya know it’s been sold to the highest bidder? Someone got paid off. Companies don’t do anything that fast, and waiting a week or two would surely bring the recipient out of the woodwork…

You know, it is possible to stop peeing at the 12 oz mark. You’ll still feel relieved and you’ll sleep in a dry tent.

Classic mistake. If a subway seat on a crowded train ever seems too good to be true, there is a reason for it.

I also saw an older man slowly throw up into his backpack. The train was absolutely packed so he couldn’t have moved if he wanted to. He just slowly kept dumping more bile all over his own belongings. Honestly, it was one of the most chivalrous acts I’ve ever seen.

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

Because a lot of people look for things to get offended by. It’s a form of confirmation bias.

Well, over the last few days pretty much every idiot has learned how to collapse an entire university into a shrieking, sobbing, starving brood of hysterical chickens. Can’t wait for the lolztrolls to really lay it on for the laughs.

LOL A swastika on a bathroom soap dispenser in a toilet on campus and an entire press release goes out from the president? We, as a country, are completely losing it.

Exactly.

To all of the backwards, hateful, racist and homophobic pieces of shit out there...

Jesus. Keep feeding trolls, people. Maybe we can rip our entirely society apart if a troll finds just the right way to offend the right number of people.

Oh, for the love of ... how’s about we just ignore this and paint over it? At some point, absent any direct threats to people or property, this is done to get attention. And the more attention it gets, the more swastikas pop up.