For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

OH FUCK OFF.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

Be prepared to be offended religious peoples. Most religions are written by men who through politics, supersitition or devotion to a belief in a divine power, created foundations of social values for their people. Whether they truly believed or it appeared to them in a dream or whether they congregated and agreed upon…

Where did Cruz find his fountain of youth? The man does not age at all.

I’ll kill anyone who stars or responds to this comment.

There is nothing wrong with that sports report. I thought it was rather clever. Or at least as clever as a sports reporter in Chattanooga is going to get. And it was not disrespectful. He wasn’t making fun of Prince. And why fire the guy? What about a suspension? There’s more going on here than meets the eye.

women, we all look the same

Here’s the actual context and quote. This was delivered in Philadelphia.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it as often as I have to after reading this kind of thing over and over and over:

I am from Costa Rica.

they’re from the Hannah From Girls collection.

Not sure if they are outnumbered by good people any more to be honest. Outnumbered by non predatory assholes though probably, so thats something?

This was absolutely a planned event by that rapist and I can pretty much guarantee that he’s done it before and will continue to do it in the future. “Dear Abby” should have shut her fucking gob about “miscommunication” bullshit and told her to go to the closest rape crisis center for help.

That’s actually pretty terrifying, and to think this woman has only reached out to friends and fucking Dear Abby makes it even sadder.

The logic that all vaccines are safe for all people is fundamentally flawed because we are not all the same. A person will be allergic to certain foods, allergens, medications, etc. based on their genetic makeup. Why wouldn’t this apply to some kids with some vaccines? It’s really not that crazy a question and I hate…