Punctuation is really not optional. Fucking millennials. jk ;)

I have no idea what a smashed burger is, and I’ve only been to the one in Westport, but I do know they offer different things at the various outlets. I wouldn’t make a special trip, but if it’s on the way somewhere, I would stop. My son loves their meat blend, which my husband said was a patented sirloin rather than…

Why use a sock when there is a bra you can fill with booze?

Thank you. It’s obvious there was something missing from Jessica’s post. Of course this dimwit did something to piss off the flight attendant, and what you describe sounds about right. And this may not have happened on the plane—maybe on the line in the jetway—since the person not dressed like a flight attendant…

This story is way too one sided for my tastes. It doesn’t make any sense.

You’re to keep what is known as a consent log, ideally. You first ask for consent verbally, then you write it out in the log. It’s best if you video the agreement before performing any act that could be considered, in any way, sexual. That includes kissing, touching most all parts of the body below and above the…

Snuggie is the new Business Formal.

I’m an avid reader, and I tear through books like crazy. But apparently, when I’m really into it, I’ll start moving my lips without noticing. All the characters have voices in my head and I guess I just narrate? But it looks so juvenile and I hate that I get made fun of if I do so in public.

lol I had a kid say that to me once. He was staring intently with a furrowed brow and finally said, “what are you doing?” I said, “I’m reading.” He replied, “but your lips aren’t moving.” lol kidz.

I met my current wife at a Starbucks and I interrupted her while she was reading. She told me that if ANYONE came up to her to interrupt that she would marry that person. Because she was just pretending to read for attention, she was smitten by my interruption. This article would have prevented me from meeting my…

I wasn’t HITTING on you, GEEZ. Ego much? I was just trying to be NICE and anyway you’re fat and ugly.

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

Naw, naw, that’s when she makes like she wants to hug him, then lifts his wallet and skedaddles.

Irish Goodbye? Is that when she shits on his chest and leaves? Or is that Cleveland Steamer? lol

“Laugh now, but one day you’ll rely on me to pay your social security. So, now that I think about it, maybe I’ll become a Republican.”

She was probably on her period. And wanted TS tickets.

Yes. Southern mixed with the Queen’s English. This guy’s a nutjob.

Wtf does “he woke” mean? smh

I’m a good tipper, but I’d be steamed if a server was presumptuous enough to add his own tip and then lie about it. It was likely a reaction to the waiter’s 1) presumption and 2) lie that he expected the servee to accept without question.

I love her response that her mother taught her better than that... her mother, Ann Richards, governor of Texas.