I’m sure Khloe will be able to fix him this time. smh We’ve all been there, right girls/guys?

Priceless! I hope you threw a drink in his face.

One rids the world of plebes and the other controls women who, after all, should remain barefoot and pregnant as Dog intended.

I love that letter! Very introspective and smart. She’s old beyond her years. Luvz me some Adele.

OMG it’s just like Sliding Doors. Would EB have gotten Mad Maxx and CT have faded into oblivion? In some parallel universe they know the answer.

Tracy Flick is demanding a recount.

Lol you're killing me! Keep those one liners coming!

Wait, what? jk So the Adam’s apple and huge hairy hands didn’t clue you in? I knew it as soon as my penis started getting aroused.

I think your PC detector needs an adjustment.

As I said, “He probably thought he’d just scare him and cause him to hit the brakes, but he seriously misjudged the situation.”

Obv it’s “combover”.

Nice! Rimming must be fun and tasty too! CO is good for making popcorn too, btw. Yummy.

Speaking of lasers, I have had both Laser Genesis and Fraxal Laser treatments. They do work, as far as making my skin look nice. Not so sure on the claims that they cause skin to create collagen though. Oh, and they’re fucking expensive.

Hey Fucktard. I don’t think you read the post I was replying too. One douchebag would get a traffic ticket, the other might have killed someone. So there’s that. But hey, congrats on choosing an appropriate screen name.

I agree, but you’re missing the biggest point, which is that people are really vindictive and angry behind the wheel. The stuff you describe speaks to inattentiveness. It’s worse than that. Our generally narcissistic society becomes amplified when they get behind the wheel and they don’t care about anyone but…

I’m inclined to agree, but the car driver clearly decided to take the law into his own hands and punish the cyclist. He probably thought he’d just scare him and cause him to hit the brakes, but he seriously misjudged the situation. If I were a judge on Gawker Court I’d say the car driver was the bigger douchebag. I’m…

LOL You’re so funny! So you believe exactly what you read and think that qualifies as critical thinking. How cute! So a flight attendant goes ballistic on an innocent woman, risks his job by throwing her off the plane, and you don’t think there’s more to the story? You’re not a critical thinker, hunny. Go back to…

I never understood honorary degrees anyway. You didn’t do any of the work or study, but here’s a degree, just ‘cause!

Creepy. I can’t even imagine how this type of violation must feel. Ugh.

Nice ad, but the science behind these claims has long been proven specious. The FTC even got involved at one point, forcing the manufacturers to back down on their claims. For bugs I use Diatomaceous earth, which is a non-toxic powder that basically sucks the moisture out of bugs and kills them. For mice you really…