You private sector people confuse me.

Everything about Trump is low rent and no taste. It doesn’t matter if it cost $10 or $10 million. Solid gold toilets. Walmart bags full of cash. Sad sack amateur fixers. Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani. Rigging stupid online polls? Just another stupid low.

Daddy says she can have creative control and do what she wants!

Do you have an advance copy of the orange crop report, Winthorpe?

So, in other words, I should try to corner the frozen concentrated orange juice market. Got it. Thanks, HamNo!

“What was I supposed to do? Take a single moment to think through the facts of the case and recognize that no malicious violations of the rules had occurred? That opens a veritable Pandora's Box, and before you know it, I'd have to spend the whole day actually thinking."

“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

New 5 blade grill with moisturizing strip just leaked...

“Don’t believe “Little Jimmy Squealer”’s lies. I am (and have always been) very rich, and very strong. I have millions of burners, am very down with AB, and am “top dog”

oh, feed this fantasy more!

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

+1 I know it is unpopular but we should open endless investigations and block everything. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Wow. I mean - Wow. The submissive BDSM stuff isn’t as helpful as he thinks. He’s going to have to explain all of this stuff to a jury. That will be.......interesting. A jury might just decide he is “weird” and that would pretty much wreck his case. Defamation lawsuits are already really tough to win.

Honestly, fuck this guy. His entire excuse in his Quillette article was that obviously it would be false to accuse him of rape because he’s a BDSM submissive who never engages in acts of penetration. Which, uhhhhhh, okay.

How do I vote for you to become Ruler of Earth

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Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…