Now the government can board soldiers in my house against my will?

I think if my niece said that in an elevator, I would go buy her a huge ice cream cone, because she is AWESOME!

unless of course you have directv, or raycom, or cox in which case you get NOTHING carried on Fox today due to a retrans pissing match...

To be fair, I know some of the guys that work with DNR, and the one kind of criminal that your absolutely sure is armed is a poacher. That can be dangerous work.

DNR is really getting serious!

Don't try to church it up, it'll always be ECTC. You're fans are so bad the state legislature had to force NC State to play you so that you could play against your big RIVAL that barely acknowledges your existence.

Wow, I worked at this station for about 5 years, and I wasn't in the news department, but they were generally considered to be pretty professional and decent for a market this size. I don't think they've had a change in news management since I left, but I do remember that they had problems with putting breaking news…

These are great, but the best way to learn proper English is undoubtedly to learn Latin. I remember years of Latin classes at my (private) middle school, and when I got to high school and they started diagramming sentences, I was like, what? so easy? In my opinion, all that time I spent declining nouns and…

As someone from New Orleans, but not in the slightest way a Boise State fan, this is absolutely outrageous. This man suffered through one of the worst natural (and man created) disasters to ever befall this country, struggled through that, worked his way onto a good football team, and now he's left homeless due to…

There's always the choice of "sending it back." Whenever you get a junk mail item that has a "free reply," just stuff that shit full of other junk mail, write "please hand sort" on the envelope and send that shit back. It will cost them money and is a nice FU to the junk mail senders. It can cost them quite a bit…

Making a free speech argument is stupid. The First Amendment the to the Constitution says that "congress can pass no law limiting the freedom of speech." That doesn't mean that you can say whatever fucked up shit you want with no consequences. It simply means that it's not illegal to do so. If what you say gets…

This really should be in the Smithsonian.

Came for this, not disappointed.

FUCK NO! I'm not a prison bitch, I stand to pee!

The part towards the end about children and their brains was the most disturbing to me. I started playing football when I was very young, and though I stopped in HS, I always loved it and considered it a very important part of my childhood. I always assumed that when I have kids, that I would sign them up for the…

What the hell am I looking at?

This was almost certainly part of Himmler's bizarre quest for the origins of the "Aryan" race. During the late thirties he sent SS researchers on bizarre missions to places as obscure as Tibet searching for all kinds of weird shit to show how the Aryan race evolved and why it was superior. They even tried to show…