These are great, but the best way to learn proper English is undoubtedly to learn Latin. I remember years of Latin classes at my (private) middle school, and when I got to high school and they started diagramming sentences, I was like, what? so easy? In my opinion, all that time I spent declining nouns and…

As someone from New Orleans, but not in the slightest way a Boise State fan, this is absolutely outrageous. This man suffered through one of the worst natural (and man created) disasters to ever befall this country, struggled through that, worked his way onto a good football team, and now he's left homeless due to…

There's always the choice of "sending it back." Whenever you get a junk mail item that has a "free reply," just stuff that shit full of other junk mail, write "please hand sort" on the envelope and send that shit back. It will cost them money and is a nice FU to the junk mail senders. It can cost them quite a bit…

Making a free speech argument is stupid. The First Amendment the to the Constitution says that "congress can pass no law limiting the freedom of speech." That doesn't mean that you can say whatever fucked up shit you want with no consequences. It simply means that it's not illegal to do so. If what you say gets…

This really should be in the Smithsonian.

Came for this, not disappointed.

FUCK NO! I'm not a prison bitch, I stand to pee!

The part towards the end about children and their brains was the most disturbing to me. I started playing football when I was very young, and though I stopped in HS, I always loved it and considered it a very important part of my childhood. I always assumed that when I have kids, that I would sign them up for the…

What the hell am I looking at?

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This is a novel I would purchase!

Grow a thicker skin.

In the '30s, we viewed poverty as white and black, it's only now that we, wrongly, assume that only black people are poor, that we oppose food for the poor.

OH, I see, it's the reduced and free school-lunches that are BANKRUPTING OUR NATION. That's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard. It's not like there's a food shortage, they're literally throwing it away in front of the kids to "teach them a lesson." To further demean their self-esteem and make it harder…

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From the "Why Your Team Sucks: Saints Edition:

As if Mark Richt controls his own balls

Yeah, kids these days need to fucking sack up, if its not colt 45 forties run through the dishwasher with crushed up ex-lax added to them, it's just not fucking DRINKING. The name of this game is to down two without puking or shitting your pants, then you WIN...something...