I starred this, but my one cat has a tendency to thump. He’s better now that we cut his weight down, but on occasion he still bombs around-particularly when he’s playing with the other cat.

That’s fair. My point, though, is that if that’s the case she’d be somewhat unsatisfied with her life despite all her achievements - and the Hollywood grind wouldn’t be all that much worse than a mundane life in that sense. As it turns out, that’s dissatisfaction is also what often gets adults in to start the…

You’re welcome. It’s an honor and privilege to serve.

We didn’t even realize that a 9 month old was still a PUPPY: it was dog-sized after all. And it did turn out to have a genetic problem. We knew there were others who could do better (and there was none of that money-for-re-homing nonsense). I grew up on a farm where pets were free-range and self-sufficient.

I don’t blame Blac Chyna one bit[.]

Seriously, 9 is an EXTREMELY reasonable time to begin construction.

I could totally see him viewing her as a trophy (ornament might be the better term, because trophies are probably FAR too pedestrian for a man like Darren). And yes, if we all know what sorts of stuff she enjoys, then he definitely should have known what he was getting into.

What the fuck is wrong with her? If my neighbors wait until 9 a.m. to start construction on any given day, I feel like sending them a goddamn fruit basket for the courtesy. It’s pretty decent to wait until most people are either at, or on their way to work.

Ugh. Loud neighbors are irritating, but I’m not going to hold this against Justin because it really could be the neighbor that’s an asshole. I lived in an apartment with a real ogre in the apartment below. If you put on heals and walked across the apartment to leave or ran back in to grab your purse, it was like he…

Eh, fireworks at 10:30pm is one thing, roof work at 9 am is another. My neighbors had their roof redone while I was on maternity leave and it suuucked. 2 days of non stop noise but what was I going to do? Tell them they had to work around my baby’s nap schedule? That’s crazy. Sometimes you just have to embrace the…

ADHD can cause a lot of self-loathing.

Because hosting rescue dogs is a social good. It’s great actually. I’m not saying that it couldn’t reach the point of a nuisance to neighbors. (Maybe Theroux neglects the dogs? We don’t really know the circumstances.) But if I were Theroux’s neighbor, I’d be more inclined to suck it up on that issue. 

The craziest thing about that Minnie Driver story is that she paid almost $2.5 million for a house with a gate she has to share with a neighbor.

The neighbour (elderly lady who also likes to complain about flower petals falling off my balcony that allegedly land on her balcony) directly below me confronted me and claimed that the walking around in my apartment sounded like I was stomping right above her head and really bothered her. I was surprised to hear…

Yes, make no mistake, when you buy a condo, you’re buying an apartment, and usually not a great one at that. 

You mean that you’re stuck with.

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

I clicked on this article with the full expectation that Blac Chyna and Justin Theroux were somehow neighbors and that I would read celebrity-on-celebrity shenanigans. I feel cheated and duped. You can make it up to me by penning the fanfic that makes that article a reality.

A good rule in disputes between neighbors, especially rich, privileged ones, is trust no one. There are truly horrible neighbors who impose extreme noise on others. There are also truly horrible neighbors who have eggshell-like sensitivity to every little thing (“your tree’s too tall,” “your air conditioner’s too…