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That’s the unusual bit, he didn’t try to get in my bed or touch me or anything— it was like he just strolled in over the windowsill, as if looking for a cup of coffee and the day’s gossip, or something. My reaction disabused him of the notion that this was normal, though he never did seem to fully grasp it.

Unless you truly have a deathly allergy, disease, or deep rooted hatred resulting in copious vomiting, YOU EAT WHAT IS PLACED BEFORE YOU AND YOU DO IT WITH A SMILE. If you truly cannot for medical reasons, politely decline and apologize profusely.

I feel terrible for the instructor. :(

Once when I was traveling in Ireland with a friend, we stayed overnight with an elderly distant relative/family friend of his, and when she served ham at tea, even though I don’t eat pork, I ate the fucking ham, because she was our host and was going out of her way to be accommodating to us and I wasn’t going to be

They couldn’t stomach the pizza ‘cuz they were so full of themselves!

I would have eaten the fucken pizza. Assholes!

That is SO fucking American (refusing the host’s thoughtfully prepared food). Ugh.

I call it being a flexitarian. Was once handed plate of roasted goat in Kenya on Easter. Was not about to refuse.

That’s ridiculous. When cooking at home I don’t eat many carbs, but if someone made something for me I’d eat it and thank them. Unless you have an allergy or you’ve got celiac disease, have some manners.

The gluten free thing is legit for a lot of people, too. Obviously it’s a fad diet as well, but people who have a legitimate disease or allergy can and do get very ill when they eat gluten.

I used to road manage musicians. They would pull this kind of bullshit at venues all the time. There was always something wrong with catering at the venue, and we bent over backwards routinely to meet everyone’s ever-changing needs. They would complain that there weren’t “enough” gluten free choices, or they wanted

I once ate pork after 17 years of vegetarianism because I didn’t want to be rude to my hosts. It was fine, nobody died. Obviously the pig died, but that was before.

omg im so mad just reading this

I did this one time with a guy I was seeing and he wrote and recorded a song about me. It included the wonderful lyrics “she’s on the block again/at my window throwing rocks again.” He liked it, but we were both kinda effed up at that time in our lives. We’re still friends tho.

A really nice guy I hooked up with once in college came into my apartment through my bedroom window while I was sleeping— and ​I lived on the 3rd floor! Accessible only by scaling a very thin tree. *shudder*

My neighbour’s daughter’s boyfriend tried this after a fight (he kicked her dog when it bit his jeans because he jumped over the back fence). The only problem was that it wasn’t her window, it was her parents. Then the dog woke up and came barrelling out.

Those are the kind of people who, in response to receiving a $700 gold iPhone from somebody close to them, give that “look” and say they wanted a black one. I fucking hate ungracious assholes like that with a fiery passion. I seriously feel terrible now for this random Indian person I have never met, and just want to

I get that they can be rude and of course call them out for atrocious manners. There is no bullshit reason for not wanting to eat certain things. We all have the right to control what we eat.

Every single person except her refused to eat the pizza because they were gluten free/vegan/carb free.

The vegan thing is legit though. Yes vegans can be assholes but your self esteem should not be tied into force feeding people things they don’t want in their bodies. My bff hated fish and we could give two shits if you cry cause she won’t eat fish you made.