If I want to hear an old man warbling about injustices, I’ll listen to a true musician, Neil Young. Bob Dylan is, and always has been, overrated. Plus, a misogynistic pig.

re: emma thompson

With all the celebrity stalkers I’ve been reading about lately, I don’t blame CGM for calling the cops on the kid with the cookies. I’m not famous and if some random person came to my door with homemade cookies I’d be like, go away creepy person. Part of me is like, well he is a teenager and teens are not the…

Drinking a martini, wearing a tiara. She is everything I aspire to be

I love Emma Thompson so, so much.

People DID vilify her and refused to read her books because witchcraft and magic and devil blah blah blah. The only reason I can see why she might not want to have Dumbledore explicitly gay is because it would make people panic that his interest in Harry was inappropriate - but fuck those people. I’m also still angry…

Looks like it’s something Blac Chyna’s mom said about him.

I bought my kid a huge bag of Salt and Vinegar last night (her favorite). She can have them because these things are harder than Peter North’s dick.

I haven’t watched the show, but is it possible people are reacting with humor (even though it’s inappropriate) because the prosthetic dong looks REALLY fake and kinda weird? I’m just saying because although the scene sounds disturbing, the above screenshot made me reflexively bust out laughing.

Somewhere, just now, Hamilton Nolan’s ears twitched a bit.

I find that pizza and beer do a pretty good job of making my ass bigger.

Just plain old desperation to make your body look the way you want no matter the risk.

Just ignorance. People don’t understand the sheer volume of shit that can go wrong and think they can just get anyone to inject some stuff into their butts to make them bigger, so when someone offers to do it cheaply they’re in.

Captain Jack Harkness appeared in Doctor Who more than 10 years ago and in his first appearance told a guy he had a cute butt and discussed having a 3 way with a married couple - in a family-oriented shown-at-teatime episode. It can be done.

Especially when Dr. Spaceman is still in practice

Do squats work or nah?

Just look at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ as an example - the entire “Don’t miss” column is nothing but celebrity gossip and style critique, with the occasional bikini chick thrown in for the male viewer, and mostly caters to female viewers.

It should be noted that the effeminate characterisation of so many Disney villains is due to the fact that they all had the same lead animator. Andreas Deja was the lead character design and animator for Ursula, Gaston, Scar, and Jafar, amongst others. Animators tend to portray their personality and/or artistic…

I’m just glad she didn’t go on and on about not getting botox and plastic surgery as she has in the past. The woman had at least 2 nose jobs when she was young. That counts as plastic surgery, honey.

58 is one of those ages where someone can look and act and blend-in seamlessly with a group of 30 year olds.... or 70 year olds, depending on personality and how successfully they’ve stopped their carcass rotting.