@LadyTudorRose: But it makes them interesting, rather than loathsome....

@keldo: Probably done with all that. The upside of menopause?

@GREEN TEA LATTES: THE REAL GTL: I dunno, she looks pretty good for 51. A little taut, but good.

@beefmalone: My thought exactly. Maybe if there weren't so many asshats banging my doors I would not park out in the middle of nowhere just to piss people off...

@Ailatan: A young girl's journey from Moscow to Minsk was my first thought!

Awkward

@◄DЯӘω αлd nø╥ Џ►: Through the hatch, of course! Her asshole BF was too cheap to spring for a sunroof.

@nick2ny: We won't call you "the biggest douche in the universe" if you don't act like one. Dude is a tool.

I knew that was his ankle before I even noticed the RAFA on the heel. The Tennis Channel may be ruining my life.

@introverted_innovator: Oh, he is going to get help. When absolutely no one is paying any attention to his antics. Which should be about...now. I hope.

And that is the first time I have ever felt even a little bit sorry for Spencer Pratt.

@waverly:I could think of 10 places (other than the Gulf of Aden) I'd rather cruise right off the top of my head.

Am I really old - or is that outfit INAPPROPRIATE for a 16 year old?

Stunning

I am not a turtle expert, but I have spent a lot of time fishing and that looks like a snapping turtle. Even little ones can pinch like a mother.

I must admit I quit a graphic design program immeadiately after realizing I was going to have take criticism All The Time.

It is going to be really hard from Alec to relax what with me hanging around outside his place moping.

@Understater: I just finished listening to the version read by Jeremy Irons on a road trip & it was fantastic. Some of the criticisms I read later discussed the idea that it was an allegory for totalitarianism, which I thought was really interesting.

I will be happy to offer my shoulder upon which to cry...

If someone is acting like that (Mel Gibson)before you have sex - put your panties back on and leave as politely and quickly as possibe.