@duckwise: Whoops - meant for that to just be a comment, not a reply - sorry.

@duckwise: CBS? Really? How far the mighty have fallen...

@Imelda_the_Hun: ooh, good call! Been a while...

I start a desperate new diet pretty much weekly. Also wish Adrien Brody was "way into" me.

@bananaballs: It would suck to be that jacked up and have to work.

@rd2uk: I thought the same thing. Now I understand how these towering fragile egos are built. It certainly seems like some place like Betty Ford, where they make even celebrities clean up after themselves and act like human beings, might help.

Wow! I can't believe it! That Mel Gibson guy always seemed so trustworthy and honest - how could she have predicted he would be such a heel?

There is not a mother out there who doesn't wish she had that kind of help!

I am so glad I do not live in an apartment anymore and feel for those still surrounded by people who think being an asshole = freedom of expression. I am still surrounded by assholes, but at least I can't hear them.

@I, Zombie Normal: Vince Neil killed one of his best friends driving drunk in the 80's too.

I let my hair down almost every day. It is very disapointed in me.

@lovecake... proprietor of zombie goods: She is 34, so big tennis is over for her.

@MakeFetch:Makes perfect sense. Lori, Laurie? got off the OC pretty quick after remarrying well.

Background checks might be a good idea Bravo...

@stacyinbean: 8 mortgages on 3 (!) homes

@JaneGalaxy: Try wiping peanut butter off your hand with tp and you will get why people like these wipes. Or teaching yoga and realizing a lot of otherwise spotless people are not getting it "done" with tp...

I think the key to this is 'he boasts"

Is it better to look your age or look like you are wearing a mask? Is there a happy medium?

Did anyone else get sucked into all the other turtle videos on YouTube? Lovely creatures.

@Skunky: Explosively, would be my guess...