Seriously. I got on Amethia a few years ago, which means I get 4 periods a year (and they are super light and short) and it freaking changed my life. I wish I had known it was an option back when I started my period, because if I had, I would have been on this shit from the beginning. For me, the real benefit is that…

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

Just go online my friend, standing in line is like my own personal hell. And to stand in line and not get what you’re standing in line for?!? Fuck that! Stay at home, order a pizza, watch some Mad Max on bluray as you click a few buttons to ensure in a couple days you got what you need.

I like how casually this author explains how he almost threw a temper tantrum, and gave up on buying a toy he wanted because he could not buy all the toys he wanted.

I would also be dumped by my wife if I acted like this about toys, let alone haul our asses to sit in a line at midnight. Her response after reading the article: “Why didn’t he just order it online like a normal person? Was it worth a lego piece that’ll be lost in a couple years and a poster that’ll be tossed in the…

My thought was he better marry her fast. Cause that’s some love right there.

A Texas State University student got a DUI...

It's not slut-shaming if you're in a monogamous relationship and you sleep around. That's called cheating and even sex-positive people agree that you're a piece of shit if you do it.

I love using the option ‘no rush shipping’ where you get $1 credit if you really don’t need something in 2 days. It often arrives in 2 days anyway and you get free money to use towards movies or music. Nice to watch the free rental here and there.

For instant comfort, Tieks are the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. For the price, though, they should have lasted much longer than they did. Though to be fair, I wore them EVERY DAY (which you shouldn’t do) and am in NYC which is very hard on shoes.

For instant comfort, Tieks are the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. For the price, though, they should have lasted…

Typical mail behavior.

Why are we talking about jokes? Where are my stamps? The real outrage is the state of the postal service in this country. Please quit with the chit-chat and mail my package, OK

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

One the other other hand, this may not be the ideal place to spew your thinly veiled anti-choice fuckery.

The data itself isn’t appearing at Wired or Giz, is it? Just articles ABOUT the data being dumped. On the dark web.

If you’re in an open relationship, you wouldn’t be on Ashley Madison, which is specifically for married people to fuck other married people, unless you wanted to chance being part of someone else’s actual affair.

I knew one of you silly fuckers would show up eventually, sort of a whiny MRA manbaby point position.