I disagree with this take.  Hey man, it’s your opinion and I’m not going to get all bent out of shape about it.  In fact, let’s try this.  “Hey Bradley!  Thanks for showing me some cool-ass thing I didn’t know existed!”  I personally think it’s ridiculous, excessive and I like it.  Wouldn’t buy one even if I could…

Seems like your recent articles have been pretty negative- or at least laced with negativity. Comes across cranky to me I guess.

Wow, you are super cranky lately. Everything okay??

Yeah no. Crossovers are crossovers not SUV’s. SUV’s are SUV’s. We already have everything we need but aren’t using it right. Maybe we don’t really deserve either name..

Nah, they had SUV first, they can keep it. Call the new things TSWs - Tall Station Wagons. I realize crossover exists, don’t care, TSWs.

That was probably the most impassioned plea for compassion in the most aggressive way possible that I have seen. I haven’t seen very much of the internet I guess.

New father here. Thank you for scripting my social interactions for the next 25 years. Life, hacked.

“Can we just not. Thanks.”

...and 95% fewer meetings.

Don’t treat interactions with service people like its a comedy routine. Just interact with them in a polite direct way, and don’t be an asshole about it. 

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole.

Oh, JFC. In almost EVERY single one of these scenarios, it would be perfectly socially and professionally acceptable to say “Like I haven’t heard that 15 times today!” and flip the banter.

I work in AV, installing conference rooms, training rooms, class rooms, etc. Every time I walk down a hallway with a monitor on a furniture dolly: “Hey my cars over there.” I will hear this at least three times while walking down a single hallway. I’ve started responding with, “Well, if you’ve got fifteen grand, I’ll…

I think society would be better with at least 50% fewer jokes. Business meetings/calls would be better with at least 95% fewer jokes.

“There are really only two ways out of this.”

I don’t think they believe in a line — they just drive circles ‘round it.

We need a Mastodon car. This would make an awesome livery.

Those silly communist veterans just don’t get it. Soldiers fight to make sure that corpulent, syphilitic septuagenarian WASPs can pad their already-stuffed bank accounts even further.

Well no shit he is.

BREAKING: Most people will just unlock their phone and hand it to you if you point a weapon at them.