idontremembermyoldname
Idontremembermyoldname
idontremembermyoldname
Mar 11
68

I disagree with this take.  Hey man, it’s your opinion and I’m not going to get all bent out of shape about it.  In fact, let’s try this.  “Hey Bradley!  Thanks for showing me some cool-ass thing I didn’t know existed!”  I personally think it’s ridiculous, excessive and I like it.  Wouldn’t buy one even if I could Read more

Mar 11
43

Seems like your recent articles have been pretty negative- or at least laced with negativity. Comes across cranky to me I guess. Read more

Mar 6
20

Yeah no. Crossovers are crossovers not SUV’s. SUV’s are SUV’s. We already have everything we need but aren’t using it right. Maybe we don’t really deserve either name..

Mar 6
124

Nah, they had SUV first, they can keep it. Call the new things TSWs - Tall Station Wagons. I realize crossover exists, don’t care, TSWs.

Sep 30 2019
3

That was probably the most impassioned plea for compassion in the most aggressive way possible that I have seen. I havent seen very much of the internet I guess.

Sep 30 2019
1

New father here. Thank you for scripting my social interactions for the next 25 years. Life, hacked.

Sep 30 2019
13

Don’t treat interactions with service people like its a comedy routine. Just interact with them in a polite direct way, and don’t be an asshole about it. 

Sep 30 2019
8

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole. Read more

Sep 30 2019
24

Oh, JFC. In almost EVERY single one of these scenarios, it would be perfectly socially and professionally acceptable to say “Like I haven’t heard that 15 times today!” and flip the banter. Read more

Sep 30 2019
4

I work in AV, installing conference rooms, training rooms, class rooms, etc. Every time I walk down a hallway with a monitor on a furniture dolly: “Hey my cars over there.” I will hear this at least three times while walking down a single hallway. I’ve started responding with, “Well, if you’ve got fifteen grand, I’ll Read more

Sep 30 2019
5

I think society would be better with at least 50% fewer jokes. Business meetings/calls would be better with at least 95% fewer jokes.

Sep 20 2019
9

We need a Mastodon car. This would make an awesome livery.

Sep 20 2019
72

Those silly communist veterans just don’t get it. Soldiers fight to make sure that corpulent, syphilitic septuagenarian WASPs can pad their already-stuffed bank accounts even further.

Sep 19 2019
48

Trudeau could give the Queen Mum a Dirty Sanchez and it would still be classier than what our President does on an hourly basis.