But you forget! He made a camp classic about being in a closet with a midget or something, and now all sex crimes with kids are forgiven. We're awesome.

This was my favorite line too, and I'm only being a jerk and pointing out this error because it is such a great exchange, but Kevin is into plantation shutters.

I concur. Or call? I don't know; I don't really play poker.

Mm … I kinda think she pulled a Homer on that one, because who the hell is C. L. Lewis? She did play a good game, though.

I 100% approve of this. I kind of think of B99 as the spiritual successor to my dearly departed Psych, which had a great run at this sort of thing.

I learned so much today!

Good for you.

Because smoking cigars is really bad for his respiratory system.

1) Al Gore is always a crowd-pleasing alternative. "Shh … . A whale is in trouble. I must go!"

"Did you kids hear what Mery said about me saving the world?"

Bacon up that sausage …

I know a ton of people have chimed in with good lines from the last 15 years (and I even have one of my own), but I still take your point.

I'm here with you. And let me say the love beads nestled so perfectly in the V-neck set that off brilliantly.

I was basically rooting for Anna once she got that one right. And against Ben-Hur for guessing WKRP. Keep your classic radio station workplace sitcoms straight, people!

Ach! I always forget that my memory is not to be depended on.

Ooh, well done.

Agreed, and I thought that denouement was pretty satisfying. I'm honestly not seeing an overwhelming amount of mystery or MacGuffins in this show.

"Arguably one of the most political episodes of The Simpsons’ entire run …"

"Mom, make Dad tell the story right."

Why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ow! My glaucoma's acting up again. There must be a Democrat in office. Hello? I can't unbuckle my seatbelt!